you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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