Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
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