Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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