apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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