ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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