some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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