I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize
