I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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