I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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