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seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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