i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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