your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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