Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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