his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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