I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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