and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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