Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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