I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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