Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
