erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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