Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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