Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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