I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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