whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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