Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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