sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
