I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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