Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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