do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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