Sry I called you an 8
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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