At least make sure they are 18
Why
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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