i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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