A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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