did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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