The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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