Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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