There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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