I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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