He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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