what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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