Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
This gyro tastes like lonliness
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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