question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
