What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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