Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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