D3 body, D1 cock
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
50% drunk capacity currently
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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