There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
