So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
That reminds me...we need to get swords
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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