Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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