PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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