Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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