Dual....:-)
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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