he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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