We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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