Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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