he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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