we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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