Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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