honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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